The *Official* "Make Wil Everts Cookies" Contest

 



oh mama, originally uploaded by skampy.

 

 

This contest was inspired by this image from my Twitter-pal Dana… That’s right *YOU* could win the privilege of mailing *ME* cookies, just keep reading a little further…

 

Rules and Stipulations:

 

  1. You must be someone I know, or almost-nearly-kinda know, well enough to trust that you’re not going to kill me.
  2. You must actually *make* these cookies. I’m serious dude… well, let’s say your assistant, who makes the greatest cookies known to man, made them. I still want these.
  3. You yourself must be willing eat these cookies (are you centering in on my primary concerns?)
  4. All entries must arrive before Monday Dec 23, 2007.
  5. All drugs laced into the cookies must be clearly indicated on the packaging for “safety” purposes.

 

What you win?

I will eat at least one, if not all, of your cookies and then I will write a poem about it and post it here.

 

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One Response to “The *Official* "Make Wil Everts Cookies" Contest”

 

  1. Wil Everts Says:
    December 23rd, 2007 at 11:19 am

     

    An ode to a cookie given me by Leah: 

     

    sweetness, sugary and moist, 

    envelops my mouth with the familiar granular texture of cookies. 

     

    chocolate morsel, large and surprising, 

    the semi-sweet land mine explodes outward beneath my molars. 

     

    sweetness, warm and overflowing, 

    envelops my whole with the familiar sense of a good friend’s love. 

 

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